Friday, 29 May 2015

update

Narna
Is anyone out there....this is me.... Banarna... I feel like its been an eternity....I have finally found home, though I am not sure about the residents that live with me. They have came from a far away place and aside from their poor language and strange wordings they indeed seem to have a fierce glow in their eyes. I will admit I have been hoping to have a female companion however, since hooking up with the pretty Hiccup I feel I am sated and can comfortably fall into Pet Life, my parents would be proud! Their only Elite son to have made it into the realm of pet, It did sadden me to leave my brother, so alone and vulnerable. He used to get bullied so much for his extraordinary long tail. I can only hope he finds his place in the world and doesnt fall pray to the Vermillion. Speaking of... One of my resident naibours seems to be marked Vermillion. Its apparent in the way he moves, much like Igor and Quazzy Modo. He slurrs some of his words and sways. His mind is far beyond broken and when he looks at me he seems to be plotting my demise. He sniggers and scurries off to twiddle his bony fingers and stare from a distance... I think something is wrong with him. Just hours ago I watched him try to stash a load of peas and a wrapper of some sort in a mop bucket.... Im not sure he knows quite what the thing is used for but it seems to be his secret place. One day when I can get off the sofa I must investigate.


Mushu
I miss the ship life already somethink isn't normal about being on a surface that doesn't sway or jolt as it shudders across land or sea... Bandit seems to be enjoying 'imself. 'e hasn't even thought of contacting home to let them know we are fine so I thought I'd do it instead. I hope we ain't a planning on staying 'ere, the two legged beings are loud and their taste in sound waves is by far the worst I be yet to encounter. They keep trying to fondle me and grope at me. Ham, the Street Sleeper says its a good thing to be handled and I should get used to it...I be trying, and Narna is very helpful in showing me what to do and what not to do. However as I write this it seems he has caught a lurgy. He be coughing and sneezing. Bandit did warn 'im of the female companion being viral. Ed the vermillion has interesting ways...I watched him from me platform last night and he ate in his litter tray, seems kinda odd considering its often a place for....errr....poo. Im going to ask about this when I see him.



Bandit
Wooooooo!!! Land be here! Took so long in getting off this 'ere ship I was getting a right stiff nose. Ham my new land buddy is a great specimen of a rat. Seems he knows how to control many a situations here on earth.....I mean here on land. He be showing me about and teaching me the know hows. Ain't very playful is Ham. Seems abit up tight be thinking he need to loosen up. He fluffs up at any little thing. Take yesterday, me and me crew were sittin' in our territory and I happen to be watching when the other two were out, Ham crawled up on the lassie and nipped her, shocking her and knocking him off onto his head, was only a tail length of a fall but he got all fluffed up and well.... ratty. Tried telling her off he did, didn't much work out in his favour, she picked him up and put him away. Had to hide a snigger at his expense. He seems to be a proud beastie, likes his food and can't get enough of ham. Be a fitting name he's landed. I saw a doodle he drew before eating it... It was a drawing of a pig 'nd when I asked about it after he ate it, he told me he thought the drawing would taste like the real thing. He is a bit slow is that Ham. Wont be long till I make him part of my deck and take his place as leader.



Mushu
Im finding life on the land rather quite something. People (males are called Karls and Females are called Keishas) are really fun to be with, I love being held and snuggled in their clothing and quite enjoy the company of our new friend Narna. Bandit doesn't quite trust him yet and he tries endlessly to bully him. I feel sorry for him so I stop my brother quite a lot of the time, getting myself into trouble with his unstable temper. I can handle him though, I have had 7 weeks of experience of handling such an ass of a brother. Its Narna I have issues with, though I try and try so hard he doesn't want to be my friend. I invite him into the hammock when I see him sleeping on the ground looking uncomfortable in his poop dish or curled in a corner. But he turns away from me and sometimes pushes me away. Last night I wept because he seems to be so lonely and always looks tired from discomfort in sleep. I have to make it my mission to be his friend.



Bandit
These 'ere bars be in my way. I wanna explore and there be nothin' I can do to get out without the help of the Keisha or Karl 'n they only help get me to the soft land of what Ham calls a 'soofa' I tried to get down a couple of times, I even be makin an escape the first night we was out. Had thems humans rommaging and cutting open that soofa like a fish belly thinking I be in there. Ham n Ed were looking upon them with their eyes vibrating with so much happiness and amusement it were great. Of course they knew I be under their cage hiding and making for the book shelf. At one point the Keisha even looked over at us and commented at the audience. Thought she would have spotted me then harhar. Tiz gonna be fun livin' 'ere I be thinking. Narna is a little bit sensetive needs hardened up, been treatin' him like part of me crew and tryin' to toughen up the boy. Happens me brother Mushu taken a liking to the fellow, keeps taking the beatings for him. Makes me unhappy to fight me brother but be it Narna or Mushu my cage be ruled with iron paws and a tail of steel.


Narna
I don't like this place at all, much to my dismay Ham has decided he isn't rather fond of me and has indeed taken to bullying me.With Ed and Mushu being there to defend me I feel a little worthless in this home. I feel my only true friend be the girl who snuggles me and keeps me safe. I wish she would stop fearing my death when I sleep however. I think she needs to relax. However Mushu looks a little sicky today. I popped down to see him in the poop dish and he never even responded to my light nudge. I thought it best I let him rest and get better.




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