SUDDEN THUD AND STIRRING OF A WELL SHOVED RAT FILLS THE ROOM....
Narna: -wipes cheeks and yawns- I wish you would stop doing this Bandit....my butt can't protect me all the time.
Bandit: -runs down to Narna whilst Ham watches with shark like eyes- Wants to cause a riot??
Narna: -blinks in quick succession- A what?
Bandit: -rolls eyes and shoves Narna- A riot you pin head, -looks at Ham, now joined by a curious sleepy looking Ed-
Narna: -Follows Bandits gaze and slinks away- Gee...I dunno...
Bandit: -takes a splodge of left over jam and splats on Narna- FOOD FIGHT!
AND IN THAT MOMENT WAR BROKE LOOSE BETWEEN TWO CAGES THAT SEEMED WORLDS APART. WHILST NARNA HID IN SLIGHTLY TERRIFIED HORROR, HAM AND BANDIT TOOK TO THEIR FOOD STASH -AND THEIR CAGE MATES- AND BITS OF FOOD BEGAN TO FLY FROM ONE CAGE TO ANOTHER. ED RUSHED TO GRAB ANY VEGETATION THAT HE FELT WOULD SATE HIS VEGETARIAN NEEDS AND TRIED UNSUCCESSFULLY TO RE-STASH HIS....STASH. EVENTUALLY GIVING IN TO THE BATTLE AND THROWING A PEANUT AT NARNA, WHO...FOR SOME REASON TOOK OFFENCE AND FLUNG IT BACK....THIS HAD AWOKEN HIS INSTINCT...THE DARK ONE THAT LURKED INSIDE EVERY RAT....THE INSTINCT TO THROW FOOD AT ONE ANOTHER BEFORE THE OWNERS WOULD WAKE TO SEE THE MAYHEM GOING ON, THEY FINISHED THE WAR BY EATING THE LEFT OVER FOOD THAT DID NOT FALL TO THE FLOOR BETWEEN THE TWO CAGES. AND WITH PLUMP TUMS THEY RETIRED TO THEIR DESIGNATED BED CHAMBERS AND KNEW FRESH FOOD WOULD BE GIVEN ON THIS FATEFUL DAY.
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