He's just a pansy. ;]
Tuesday, 7 July 2015
bullied
Narna:
Everyone keeps
bullying me, the keisha makes fun of me and the karl laughs about it.
I feel I was sent here to be a laughing stock...these creatures don't
know it but I'm of royal rodent descent and I have high standards that
should not be mocked. Just because I squeak when I'm climbed on or
approached DOES NOT make me a pansy or a sensitive fellow.... it
makes me... special... I just want to be held and told everything is
okay and it is not at all embarrassing to be scared of Ed and run to
the keisha for some reassurance safety. I am still a young rat
after all.
chatter
Bandit: Hey
Narna...they be swapping our toys about!
Narna: I can see that
Bandit, what's this thing? -pushes hanging ladder- Oh I don't think I'm
going to like that Bandit...it moves when you stand on it.
Bandit: -Jumps on the
ladder and scurries across- Don't be a daisy Narna, its not going to
collapse. Look we having a clean hammock too!
Narna: Hey isn't that
the thing that you made Ham and Ed believe would turn them into
squiggles? -points at squirrel feeder-
Bandit: -investigates
the squirrel feeder and chews some wood- It's so small I wonder how
Ham even managed to fit in without being stuck.
Narna: -covers eyes as
the feeder wobbles- Ooh be careful it don't look safe Bandit.
Bandit: Arrr It's fine
Narna come on up!
Narna: -hesitates-
Bandit: come up and
ill share with you my pasta twists and you can sleep in my spaceship
for the day.
Narna: ohhh okay
Bandit if you're sure.
Sunday, 5 July 2015
Bandit
I be watching Ed a
lot recently 'n thanks to 'im I am now a confident sofa jumper and
roam the vast land that is the floor. I even climb the places Ed
goes.. thinkin' I found his stash of monkey nuts too so I did, but
i'm not horrible enough to steal them. Ham keeps chasing me around
as well. It be hilarious, his belly swings a left and a right as he
tries desperately to catch me and fails, he normally gives up long
before I feel breathless.
Wednesday, 1 July 2015
Narna
I love when the keisha
finishes work she always comes in and greets me. I wait up for her
now as I know when she is due home and she always lets me out for a
little while for some huggles. Sometimes if im lucky she will feed me
something tasty too. Everyone else is asleep when she gets home so I
get so much more attention. Once I get put away I know I can sleep
well knowing she's home. All I want in life is to be a snuggle rat.
They keep trying to get me on the floor like Bandit but I much prefer
sitting and relaxing on the sofa with my humans. Plus... Ham still
scares me.
Thursday, 18 June 2015
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