Tuesday, 7 July 2015

Bandit.


He's just a pansy. ;]  


bullied

Narna:
Everyone keeps bullying me, the keisha makes fun of me and the karl laughs about it. I feel I was sent here to be a laughing stock...these creatures don't know it but I'm of royal rodent descent and I have high standards that should not be mocked. Just because I squeak when I'm climbed on or approached DOES NOT make me a pansy or a sensitive fellow.... it makes me... special... I just want to be held and told everything is okay and it is not at all embarrassing to be scared of Ed and run to the keisha for some reassurance safety. I am still a young rat after all.  

chatter

Bandit: Hey Narna...they be swapping our toys about!
Narna: I can see that Bandit, what's this thing? -pushes hanging ladder- Oh I don't think I'm going to like that Bandit...it moves when you stand on it.
Bandit: -Jumps on the ladder and scurries across- Don't be a daisy Narna, its not going to collapse. Look we having a clean hammock too!
Narna: Hey isn't that the thing that you made Ham and Ed believe would turn them into squiggles? -points at squirrel feeder-
Bandit: -investigates the squirrel feeder and chews some wood- It's so small I wonder how Ham even managed to fit in without being stuck.
Narna: -covers eyes as the feeder wobbles- Ooh be careful it don't look safe Bandit.
Bandit: Arrr It's fine Narna come on up!
Narna: -hesitates-
Bandit: come up and ill share with you my pasta twists and you can sleep in my spaceship for the day.

Narna: ohhh okay Bandit if you're sure.

Sunday, 5 July 2015

Bandit


I be watching Ed a lot recently 'n thanks to 'im I am now a confident sofa jumper and roam the vast land that is the floor. I even climb the places Ed goes.. thinkin' I found his stash of monkey nuts too so I did, but i'm not horrible enough to steal them. Ham keeps chasing me around as well. It be hilarious, his belly swings a left and a right as he tries desperately to catch me and fails, he normally gives up long before I feel breathless.



Wednesday, 1 July 2015

Narna


I love when the keisha finishes work she always comes in and greets me. I wait up for her now as I know when she is due home and she always lets me out for a little while for some huggles. Sometimes if im lucky she will feed me something tasty too. Everyone else is asleep when she gets home so I get so much more attention. Once I get put away I know I can sleep well knowing she's home. All I want in life is to be a snuggle rat. They keep trying to get me on the floor like Bandit but I much prefer sitting and relaxing on the sofa with my humans. Plus... Ham still scares me.